有趣的，搞笑的英语绕口令本人跪求!~~~有趣的，搞笑
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1. How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?
如果一颗露珠会掉下露水,那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢?
2. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.
3. Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream.
桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味.
4. A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇.
5. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡,而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光.
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betty bought some butter,
but the butter was bitter,
so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.
Betty买了些黄油,
但这些黄油有点苦,
所以她又买了点更好的黄油,让那个苦的黄油变好一点.
翻译过来就不绕口了..
类似问题
类似问题1：求一些比较简单有趣的英语绕口令简单一点的.[英语科目]
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
A laurel-crowned clown!
A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.
A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
Are our oars oak?
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
B
Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
Betty better butter Brad's bread.
Black bugs' blood.
Brad's big black bath brush broke.
Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better."
Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.
Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
C.
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.
Cheap ship trip.
Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.
Chop shops stock chops.
Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.
D.
Diligence dismisseth despondency.
Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
Double bubble gum bubbles double.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
E.
Ed had edited it.
F.
Flash message!
Flee from fog to fight flu fast.
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
Freshly fried fresh flesh.
Freshly-fried flying fish.
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he?
G.
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.
Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Good blood, bad blood.
Greek grapes.
H.
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I.
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
Irish wristwatch.
Is there a pleasant peasant present?
Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?
J.
Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!
K.
Knapsack straps.
Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.
L.
Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.
Listen to the local yokel yodel.
Lovely lemon liniment.
M.
Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.
Mix, Miss Mix!
Moose noshing much mush.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!
Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.
Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
N.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
O.
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
P.
Pacific Lithograph.
Peggy Babcock.
Plague-bearing prairie dogs.
Please pay promptly.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Q.
Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.
R.
Real weird rear wheels.
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
Robin Redbreast's bad breath.
S.
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts.
Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.
Selfish shellfish.
She said she should sit.
She sees cheese.
She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.
Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.
Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.
Shredded Swiss cheese.
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Six sharp smart sharks.
Six shimmering sharks' sharply striking shins.
Six short slow shepherds.
Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
Six sticky sucker sticks.
Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
T.
Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.
The blue bluebird blinks.
The cat catchers can't catch caught cats.
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
The epitome of femininity.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.
The sun shines on shop signs.
The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.
There was cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
Thieves seize skis.
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass.
Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
Tiny orangutan tongues!
Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
Tragedy strategy.
U.
Unique New York.
?
Urgent detergent!
W.
We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
Who washed Washington's white woollen underwear when Washington's washer woman went west?
Will you, William?
Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?
You sent me your bill, Berry,
Before it was due, Berry;
Your father, the elder Berry,
Isn't such a goose, Berry.
类似问题2：请推荐些有趣的英文绕口令?[英语科目]
英语绕口令 绕口令(Tongue Twister)是英语文学中一种比较独特的语言艺术形式,它结构巧妙,诙谐有趣,富有音乐性,非常适合口头背诵,深受广大英语爱好者的喜爱.
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
A laurel-crowned clown!
A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
这里面很多了,可以看看：）~
类似问题3：英语绕口令和幽默英语故事绕口令越短越好``别太短故事一般般``按小学长度就好英语故事不用了,我现在需要两个英语短笑话和绕口令~[英语科目]
每日一笑 Thirteen!
Thirteen!A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting,"Thirteen!Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this,he finds a hole in the fence,looks in and someone pokes him in the eye.Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen!Fourteen!" 十三 一个人路过疯人院,听见里面的病人正在一起高喊,“十三!十三!” 这人感到很奇怪,碰巧发现栅栏上有一个洞,他附身朝里面看,这时突然 有一个人从里面伸出手指戳中了他的眼睛.于是疯人院里所有人开始一起高喊,“十四!十四!” 好久没有来,想念大家了哦,今天我来客串每日一笑!
Now We Run
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However,the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boys efforts for some time,the priest moves closer to the boy s position.He steps smartly across the street,walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child s level,the priest smiles benevolently and asks,"And now what,my little man?" To which the boy replies,"Now we run!"
类似问题4：我要参加一个市级的英语风采大赛,请给我一个不超过四分钟的英语绕口令,或一个适合初中生演唱的英文歌曲,想让我们荡起双桨之类的英文歌,不要太难唱,四分钟以内,音不要太高,
我有一个绕口令,是我的大学语音老师教给我的,印象特别深!很简单!
Do you want pepper or paper?
Pepper or paper?
Paper or pepper?
which is cheaper?
I want pepper not paper
if pepper is cheaper than paper.
就这些 比较短 但是好像不太适合英语风采大赛使用.我个人认为英语绕口令不太适合那样的场景.
唱歌吧!
我推荐的歌曲：《Big Big World》《Pretty Boy》《She》《Moon river》 女生唱的
《Sunshine in the rain》《Sailling》《Lemon tree》男生唱的
上面的歌曲都是比较缓,而且被人们传唱,很容易唱.
类似问题5：求搞笑英语有意思点的 故事呀 绕口令什么的[英语科目]
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!"
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说：“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”
fool_fox
标题：I'm the boss
内容：The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
note:staff meeting:员工会议
Wife's picture
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."